Tuesday, October 10, 2006

"You psychopathological beast, we will resolutely smash your desperate war moves!"

The fact that North Korea is likely now a nuclear power is frightening. Lightening the mood a bit is the Korean Central News Agency's perverse "command" of the English language as show in the text of the announcement:

"The field of scientific research in the DPRK successfully conducted an underground nuclear test under secure conditions on October 9, 2006, at a stirring time when all the people of the country are making a great leap forward in the building of a great, prosperous, powerful socialist nation.

"It has been confirmed that there was no such danger as radioactive emission in the course of the nuclear test as it was carried out under scientific consideration and careful calculation.

"The nuclear test was conducted with indigenous wisdom and technology 100 percent. It marks a historic event as it greatly encouraged and pleased the KPA and people that have wished to have powerful self-reliant defense capability.

"It will contribute to defending the peace and stability on the Korean Peninsula and in the area around it."

You bloodthirsty gangster, we will mercilessly crush you with the weapon of singlehearted unity!


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