"You bourgeois aggressor, we will mercilessly crush you with the weapon of singlehearted unity!"

So says the KCNA Random Insult Generator found at NK News, a searchable database of North Korean propaganda (er, "news") that includes other goodies such as STALIN, STatistical Analyzer of Language In North Korean Propaganda. Too funny.

Random lyric Monday

Jane's Addiction

"Ocean Size"

Wish I was ocean size
They cannot move you
No one tries
No one pulls you
Out from your hole
Like a tooth aching a jawbone...

I was made with a heart of stone
To be broken
With one hard blow
I've seen the ocean
Break on the shore
Come together with no harm done...

It ain't easy living...

I want to be
As deep
As the ocean
Mother ocean

Some people tell me
Home is in the sky
In the sky lives a spy
I want to be more like the ocean
No talking
All action...
No talking
All action...